Monday, December 30, 2013
Sunday, December 29, 2013
Sad Hair Day (poem)
Sad Hair Day
Forest or garden?
No pedestrian to tell.
Timeless summer sky
sprays waterbed lake.
Wind weakly crushes
frantic shadow play
beneath delicious moon juice.
A rose is falling away
from my cool blue sea.
December 30, 1999
Tim Taylor
Forest or garden?
No pedestrian to tell.
Timeless summer sky
sprays waterbed lake.
Wind weakly crushes
frantic shadow play
beneath delicious moon juice.
A rose is falling away
from my cool blue sea.
December 30, 1999
Tim Taylor
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Blowin up!
Did you ever notice that the word "terrorist" has the word "error" in it? Maybe as in, you're making a seriously bad error by being one.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Change
Gerald was having marital problems, so much so that he had become verbally abusive. His wife left him and placed a restraining order on him. Gerald was upset with himself and vowed to do better. He volunteered at a nursing home, helping older patients with his newly found cheerfulness. He also started giving money to local charities and even helped with a food drive. Gerald had truly changed since his wife left him. It seems he met her ban by being a better man.
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Centsless
Grace bought a high-tech air freshener that was supposed to talk when more freshener was required. However, when it talked, the words were garbled and unintelligible. Even more problematic, it did not produce any freshener. She returned it, with this as her reason: it makes no scents.
Mint Vine (rewards program)
A rewards program I recently discovered:
http://www.mintvine.com/user/join/52119c348aa11154005744
http://www.mintvine.com/user/join/52119c348aa11154005744
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Hairdon'ts
Gerald was thinking about getting an out-of-date hairstyle, but his wife disagreed with this idea. She said, "No need to, mullet over."
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Punnish
Jack was allergic to certain food ingredients but it didn't stop him from consuming them. Of course, he had a bad reaction every time, but he seemed to not mind. I guess he was a gluten for punishment.
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Friday, July 26, 2013
Unique Rewards
This is a fantastic site where you can earn money just for clicking ads but also by completing surveys and offers.
http://www.uniquerewards.com/cgi-bin/main.cgi?cmd=newref&refid=213443
http://www.uniquerewards.com/cgi-bin/main.cgi?cmd=newref&refid=213443
Surveys?
PaidViewpoint is a survey company that you can join and earn rewards for filling out surveys.
http://paidviewpoint.com/?r=8481k0
http://paidviewpoint.com/?r=8481k0
Frankly...
A disgraced Congressman got a letter from Publisher's Clearing House. It said, "You may already be A Weiner!"
I have found numerous ways to make money on the Internet. For instance, here you can complete offers and click ads to earn checks or gift cards. I will be posting more sites to earn money with, as well as various puns I create.
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